Monday, April 9, 2007

300



What can be said about this movie that has not already been said? The film lived up to the hype and is an absolute fanboy masterpiece. It has the requisite gruesome violence, wart covered inbreds, and Spartan era doggystyle sex that makes sitting in a theater for 2 hours enjoyable. I have seen the movie 3 times, in 2 different states, and once on an IMAX screen, which made Queen Gorgo’s tits appear bigger than my house. I must say though that the first time I saw the movie was the most enlightening, because after the movie had ended, the two young African-American gentleman sitting next to me exclaimed, “My Nigga Leonidas, was gangsta!” Indeed he was, fellow Countrymen, indeed he was.

Cockblockin' approved.

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