We stayed in Detroit after the previous show, got up early and started driving. After driving for 1 mile, we got pulled over by 2 separate minivans full of undercover Detroit Police officers. They came over to the passenger side which was really bad news because that is where Misha sits.
"Where you guys headed?"
"A show", Misha said staring at the ground in a mumbled tone.
"What kind of show?"
"A hardcore show", Misha said and annunciated it as if he had marbles in his mouth.
"A what?"
"A HARDCORE SHOW!" Misha yelled.
Listen, unless you listen to hardcore, you don't know what it is. Undercover police officers in Detroit who pull you over because you are a van pulling a huge trailer and you have 8 sketchy looking dudes (one of them being black) riding in it, definitely don't know or care what it is. Misha is the WORST person to be talking to any authority figure. When the officer momentarily left the window, a chorus of "SHUT UP, LET NICK TALK", erupted from everyone else.
The officers came back and asked us what kind of drugs we had on board and if a drug dog would be able to find anything even if it was just a roach. That reminds me about the time Zack found a roach in the bathroom and Screech wanted to add it to his bug collection. Dustin Diamond is just so wacky! What is wackier is that he now does dirty sanchez films. What is even wackier is that one time we got pulled over in a similar situation, they actually brought the drug dog, and Rin Tin Tin couldn't detect that someone who was riding with us had Peruvian flake hidden in their shoe.
Back to present day: They did a brief trailer search and asked Nick what kind of music they played. He said it was like Pantera, and the officer said, "FUCK YEAH!". We were released, but I still don't know what we were pulled over for.
We finally got to Arlington Heights, IL at a Knights Of Columbus Hall. It seemed like a recipe for disaster but, It was the best show of the tour so far! Over 450 kids crammed into the stageless club and sweated it out together.
Misha asked if all the older men who were working at the club were priests. We asked him why and his response was, "Well, it's a Knights of Columbus Hall."
Do you see what I am dealing with? Do you understand why I am irritable when you call me?
After the show, we went to Buffalo Wild Wings! The manager took a liking to us and gave us a lot of inside information about owning a franchise. We are only 2 million dollars away from having our very own
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